Even though developement started in 1997, the year of Clinton was inaugurated a second time, Duke Nukem Forever never came out. It’s dead dead

Curious what Peter Ha is up to after he left us ? Well, he’s chilling at Time where he’s writing about comic books on Techland and making lame videos like the one above

As far as combining your love for keeping your mousing hand warm with your love for hamburgers is concerned, it looks like there are really only two options right now. One: you could buy this “Hamburger Warming Mouse Pad” for $15. Two: you could cook up a gigantic hamburger and stick your hand inside it.

I don’t think they’d let you into the club with one of these on, but if you rocked it in the kitchen, nobody would question your recipes. Chocolate chips au poivre? Sounds great! Just… just take it easy with that thing.

Giving a kid an umbrella is like giving them an expensive, spiky club. One press of a button and whoop, there go eight kids eyes! I’d prefer not to give them that option until they’re old enough to accept the responsibility (some adults still aren’t) — so I’m hoping this delightful hat will be around when I’ve got kids.

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EXT. Sunset Beach.

I’m not sure how to describe this thing. There’s no frame of reference in the picture, and it’s supposed to be “tabletop,” so I suppose it could be several feet long and you use a mallet to hit the buttons. I’d better let Monster explain this creature: In July, meanwhile, Monster will release the MCC AV50 Home Theater Controller, a tabletop universal remote control.